Quotes About Appearance

I love the irony. I'm perceived as being really young and yet I have the clinical condition of an old man.

I find no quality so easy for a man to counterfeit as devotion, though his life and manner are not conformable to it; the essence of it is abstruse and occult, but the appearances easy and showy.

While clothes do not, as the saying would sometimes have it, make the man, and fine feathers do not make fine birds, sometimes they can add a certain spice to a recipe.

He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of about a hundred and ten who had been aged by trouble.

A girl should never disguise the fact that she's a girl. It's a lot easier to convince a man that you're a fascinating female if you look the part.

I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair.

Sin is a thing that writes itself across a man's face. It cannot be concealed.

LADY BRACKNELL Algernon is an extremely, I may almost say an ostentatiously, eligible young man. He has nothing, but he looks everything. What more can one desire?

A big man is always accused of gluttony, whereas a wizened or osseous man can eat like a refugee at every meal, and no one ever notices his greed.

Sir, a man who cannot get to heaven in a green coat, will not find his way thither the sooner in a grey one.

More than anything else, I'd like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso.

Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it.

Almost every man looks more so in a belted trench coat.

I think that they haven't been able to perfect a good facelift for a man.

O, Men's vows are women's traitors! All good seeming, By thy revolt, O husband, shall be thought Put on for villainy, not born where't grows, But worn a bait for ladies.

He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. He that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him.

Costly thy habit [dress] as thy purse can buy; But not expressed in fancy - rich, not gaudy. For the apparel oft proclaims the man.

Fair tresses man's imperial race ensnare; And beauty draws us with a single hair.

Why does the blind man's wife paint herself.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

I would catch sight of some flawless man off in the distance, but as soon as he moved closer I immediately saw he wouldn't do at all.

I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude.

The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.

Most of what you encounter when you meet a man is a facade, an elaborate fig leaf, a brilliant disguise.