Quotes About Appearance

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.

We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles.

Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.

You cannot sell a blemished apple in the supermarket, but you can sell a tasteless one provided it is shiny, smooth, even, uniform and bright.

A woman without paint is like food without salt.

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

There are certain restaurants where you should photograph the food rather than eat it. These are great places to bring a narcissistic boyfriend before you break up.

There is no subjection so perfect as that which keeps the appearance of freedom.

I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.

Flattery is like friendship in show, but not in fruit.

Flea brain, got a hole in her head. If she wasn't good looking, she'd be better off dead.

He may look dumb, but that's just a disguise.

So I just went over and sat with him. Not a biggie. I wish people would stop trying to turn it into something more. He's just a kid. The weirdest-looking kid I've ever seen, yes. But just a kid.

Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.

Ronald Regan doesn't dye his hair - he's just prematurely orange.

Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous.

I would rather be funny than gorgeous, absolutely. Because it's too hard to be gorgeous, you know. I could make a stab at gorgeous as long as I had something funny to say to get out of it.

It may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it's also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.

Attractive girls are always the most insecure. While these shrek looking bi...es, walk around thinking they're the sh...