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Quotes About Appearance

who was sitting here before him in full flesh and makeup.
~ Mark Leibovich
brows, a flattened nose, and massive arms and shoulders.
~ Unknown
So it could be that the Deputy Inspector-General of Police was not quite the innocent worshipper he appeared to be on that morning of 25th April.
~ Unknown
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
~ Mark Twain
The finest clothing made is a person's skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
~ Mark Twain
Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.
~ Mark Twain
Appearance is the consequence of fitness, and confidence is a consequence of capability.
~ Mark Twight
Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.
~ Johnny Depp
One thing's for sure: now when I look at Funny Girl, I think I was gorgeous. I was too beautiful to play Fanny Brice.
~ Barbra Streisand
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
~ John Barrymore
It is easy to be beautiful; it is difficult to appear so.
~ Hosea Ballou
You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.
~ Barack Obama
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
~ Kin Hubbard
Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.
~ George Chapman
[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.
~ William Shakespeare, Henry V
She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand.
~ Saul Bellow
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world
~ Artie Lange
I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.
~ Jon Stewart
I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.
~ Ted Alexandro
I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.
~ Phyllis Diller
I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because when I look in a mirror it doesn't seem funny to me.
~ Wallace Shawn
Lindsay calls them the Pugs: pretty from far away, ugly up close.
~ Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!
~ Rodney Dangerfield
I'm in the public eye, so I don't care who knows what I get done. If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I get it sucked, tucked, or plucked.
~ Dolly Parton