Quotes About Appearance

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?

You're only as good as your last haircut.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..

Please don't wear skinny jeans, if you don't have any skinny genes.

She had a womanly instinct that clothes possess an influence more powerful over many than the worth of character or the magic of manners.

When the candles are out all women are fair

There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for an appreciable length of time.

There are women who have an indefinable charm in their faces which makes them beautiful to their intimates, but a cold stranger who tried to reason the matter out and find this beauty would fail

London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They look so thoroughly unhappy.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?

Beauty is as relative as light and dark. Thus, there exists no beautiful woman, none at all, because you are never certain that a still far more beautiful woman will not appear and completely shame the supposed beauty of the first.

Women don't care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big di..... I've never once heard a woman say: He had such a big full scrotum.

A really plain woman is one who, however beautiful, neglects to charm.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

No matter what a woman's appearance may be, it will be used to undermine what she is saying and taken to individualize - as her personal problem - observations she makes about the beauty myth in society.

She has brown hair, and speaks small like a woman.