Quotes About Appearance

Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

Genius is of small use to a woman who does not know how to do her hair.

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.

Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all.

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is a pity because this week the National Association of Beholders wrote to tell me that I've got a face like a rucksack full of dented bells.

She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.

On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.

If it was appropriate to judge a person based on her footwear - and it obviously was - I decided I liked her immediately.

On a good day, my style is librarian chic. On a bad day, it's frumpy mother.

REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age, people knowyou're fat and old.

you are what you wear

What about mold, " Tom reminded her. "Fuzziness on a girl is never attractive.

We keep electing council members for appearance sake, it doesn't mean anything, and it is just a show for the people, so that they may sleep well at night with their delusion of peace.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.-Jack Nicholson