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Quotes About Pregnant

A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.
~ Benjamin Franklin
I want to live a normal life - drive my kids to school, have tons of animals running around, be barefoot and pregnant. I want all that.
~ Brooklyn Decker
When the reception was over I went for a walk and…she's pregnant." They were both quiet a moment, exchanging one of those old-married-people looks he still couldn't decipher, but which made him squirm. He and Beth were both adults, but that didn't make telling his parents he'd accidentally gotten a woman pregnant any easier. "Lot easier to walk with your fly zipped," Leo grumbled.
~ Shannon Stacey
Chris: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? Teddy: Hey, I'm French, okay? Chris: Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant. [Chris and Gordie laugh] Teddy: Didn't I just say I was French?
~ Stephen King
My karma's the comma that puts you inside of a coma, Hyphen, dot, dot, semi-colon, leave you semi-swollen. Question mark, you pregnant? Oh you're not? I love you, period.
~ Chino XL
I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
~ Tracy Morgan
Well, you are dying—on purpose." "And you're pregnant—by accident." "A fine pair we make," she says.
~ Jonathan Tropper
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
~ Erma Bombeck
I was born into the business, literally. My mum was seven months pregnant with me before she realized it, so she kept wrestling like normal up to that point.
~ Paige
Technically, my first acting job was in one of my videos for a song called 'Retrospect For Life,' which Lauryn Hill directed and featured an actress by the name of N'bushe Wright, who played my girlfriend who was about to be pregnant. I remember being so nervous about it, but now I feel like I can conquer the world with it.
~ Common
Each humid, tropic day is stillborn, and does not breathe, however lustily pregnant the night that gave it birth.
~ Beryl Markham
I did research when I was pregnant with my first daughter and was horrified by the chemicals in products, even those meant for babies. I would have to go to 50 different places just to get my house and my kid clean.
~ Jessica Alba
I can't protect you from mean people, because they're everywhere, but I would be nice. That much, I can promise." "Fine," she said. "If I"m pregnant, you can marry me." He folded his harms and contemplated her motionlessly from the dark. Then said, "Not that nice.
~ Judith Ivory
I know that some lesbians are getting pregnant by going to sperm banks. I couldn't do that. I'm exactly like my grandmother, "What? Everything's frozen! Nothing's fresh?"
~ Judy Carter
There was a certain history to this. While heavily pregnant with Amelia, she had asked him if she was radiant or if she just looked like a waddling duck. He told her she'd looked like a radiant duck. This had not been the correct answer.
~ Julia Quinn
Creation is the production of order. What a simple, but, at the same time, comprehensive and pregnant principle is here! Plato could tell his disciples no ultimate truth of more pervading significance.
~ blackie john stuart ii
Get this in your head right now, you ain't pregnant and you never were. That ain't the way it is." "Well if I ain't, then what am I?" "With all your book learnin', you are the most ignorant child I ever did see . . ." Her voice trailed off. ". . . but I don't reckon you really ever had a chance.
~ Harper Lee
The worst storyline I've ever been involved in I wasn't involved in, because I was clever enough to get pregnant with my second child and they wrote me out and they replaced me with Christine Jones. And thank God - that was the worst storyline.
~ Erika Slezak
The Darter must have been amazed by such rules and beliefs in a pregnant seventeen-year-old girl who would go on to cordon off the bad habits of his life so efficiently.
~ Michael Ondaatje
He had begun to fear her presence during the afternoon dismantling. He had to remove it, or she would be with him every time he approached a fuze. He would be pregnant with her.
~ Michael Ondaatje
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
~ Erma Bombeck
Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.
~ Mojo Nixon
In the ultimate sense, the world itself is pregnant with failure, is the perfect manifestation of imperfection, of the consciousness of failure. In the realization of this, failure is itself eliminated.
~ Henry Miller
I went through years of unsuccessful fertility treatments, first in my hometown of D.C., then in New York City, where it finally happened - I got pregnant with my son, my miracle boy.
~ Dana Bash