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Quotes About Waitress

In my heart I'm just a lucky waitress.
~ Denise Mina
My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar.
~ Melissa Rauch
I never pictured myself in California. I just thought I would be a character actress in New York on the stage. I never really had that stardom goal; I just wanted to be able to work as an actress and not as a waitress.
~ Rhea Perlman
Working for several years as a waitress, you learn really quickly a couple of default scripts, so you know exactly what the interaction is going to be when the person sits down at the table.
~ Ann Leckie
I started Verite on savings from three years working at Applebee's in Times Square. I was a ridiculously good waitress. I was making more money than my brother, who worked at a start-up.
~ Verite
There's something very funny about giving a menial task to a genius and watching him find so much complexity and overanalyse it to such a degree that the waitress from Nebraska working at the Cheesecake Factory has passed them all by.
~ Simon Helberg
I used to work at Cafe Mogador in the East Village. I love Mogador, but I feel like working almost anywhere will kind of ruin it for you. There was a lot of panicking while being a waitress there. I don't like to think about that. But I love the food.
~ Zazie Beetz
I am a granddaughter of immigrants, put myself through college as a waitress, and I started my career as a computer programmer.
~ Jacky Rosen
I was a waitress for a couple of years when I was 18 and with my first pay packet, I paid for an hour's cleaning once a week.
~ Davina McCall
I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials... I'd say things like, 'Hi, Marge, how's your laundry?' and 'Hi, I'm a real nice Georgia peach.' Sometimes this work is one step above being a cocktail waitress.
~ Teri Garr
If I only did theatre I would have had to waitress, and I didn't want to waitress.
~ Kim Cattrall
I kind of wanted to be a waitress in New York City. I thought it was fun and glamorous in its own way. Like in the movie 'Beaches,' when Bette Midler is banging on the radiator, and it's cold, and she's poor. I kind of thought that would be fun to be, like, a poor, struggling actor.
~ Kether Donohue
When I was young, I went to the Sinai and worked as a waitress.
~ Tzipi Livni
I was a waitress for six years in New York. I actually got fascinated to see how fast and how good a waitress I could be. I was doing it, so I tried to do it as well as I could.
~ Mary Steenburgen
I was like a waitress that got a job once in a while, and then Stifler's mom happened, and everything changed.
~ Jennifer Coolidge
For years, my Chinese family supported me, but they wanted me to have an arranged marriage, so I ran away and worked as a waitress. It was a tiny salary, but I was so happy; it was the first time I'd accomplished something.
~ Lee Hyeon-seo
I was not much good as a waitress.
~ Mary Beard
When I was studying in London, I worked part-time as a waitress. I was teaching drama to kids. I did a lot of odd jobs to pay for my studies.
~ Kalki Koechlin
I was a waitress at a really rundown Italian restaurant in Dublin, for about a week, at 16. I thought it was going to be romantic - overhearing affairs and watching first-time couples all loved up. But instead I was just running about constantly.
~ Dervla Kirwan
Her recipe for the perfect waitress was, "two parts Walter Cronkite to one part Mae West, carefully blended with a cup of Mikhail Baryshnikov and a liberal sprinkling of Mother Teresa.
~ Danny Meyer
In Santa Barbara they stopped at a fish restaurant in what seemed to be a converted warehouse. Fenchurch had red mullet and said it was delicious. Arthur had a swordfish steak and said it made him angry. He grabbed a passing waitress by the arm and berated her. Why's this fish so bloody good? he demanded, angrily. Please excuse my friend, said Fenchurch to the startled waitress. I think he's having a nice day at last.
~ Douglas Adams
He grabbed a passing waitress by the arm and berated her. 'Why's this fish so bloody good?' he demanded, angrily. 'Please excuse my friend,' said Fenchurch to the startled waitress. 'I think he's having a nice day at last.
~ Douglas Adams
I just smiled and wished hard for the waitress to come back from Cancun or Mazatlan or wherever she was so I could order my martini.
~ Karen MacInerney
I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band or be a waitress.
~ Chrissie Hynde