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Quotes About Mail

All the mail that I got, half of it said, 'You looked exactly like my brother,' or, 'You look exactly like so-and-so.'
~ Roy Clark
I think the American people should be able to vote by mail.
~ Louis DeJoy
Hey, Pete. How r u? I'm good. Ive got a faver to ask. Do you have scrap wood? I need to bild a box to make a rabit disapeer. Can I send u a drawng? And then u cut it and mail the peaces to me so I can put it togethr? Thx.
~ Unknown
It seems a long time since the morning mail could be called correspondence.
~ Jacques Barzun
P.O. Box 30,000, Shreveport, LA 71130-0030. For $2.50 plus shipping from the same address, a yearly-updated
~ Maggie Oster
The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.
~ Albert Einstein
I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
~ John Waters
I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.
~ Jarod Kintz
I used to keep my college room mate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks.
~ Joan Welsh
Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
~ Johnny Carson
Your mail could've waited." Daemon followed me into the kitchen. "What is it? Just books?"Grabbing the OJ from the fridge, I sighed. People who didn't heart books didn't understand.
~ Jennifer L. Armentrout, Onyx
They even carried slingshots loaded with very hard acorns, in case they met up with dangerous mail bandits along their postal route. This was unlikely, as they only needed to go up a flight of stairs.
~ Unknown
UPS had trackable packages for years while the government post office monopoly routinely lost mail and millions in taxpayer dollars.
~ Unknown
his letters came in light blue envelopes with stamps the color of whole-wheat bread.
~ Olga Tokarczuk
Miguel? The firm messenger?" "He can tote the mail. Now what's so urgent?
~ Paul Levine