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Quotes About Erections

Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.
~ Douglas Coupland
Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.
~ Douglas Coupland
One finding is important for understanding the nature of our sexuality as men. That is that male infants, in the womb, have regular erections—so do male infants after birth. Our sexuality is as much a part of us as breathing, our need for food, our need for love.
~ Stephen Harrod Buhner
During the night, Sir Stephen vanishes from the Casino. ¶ But not before telling Slothrop that his erections are of high interest to Fitzmaurice House.
~ Thomas Pynchon
This is a trap. If I say, Oh, yeah, I roll rubbers onto new dry erections all the time, I'll get the slut lecture from my father. But if I tell them, No, we'll get to spend Christmas Day practicing to protect me from fruit.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
I scowled defensively. "My conversations don't usually include the subject of erections." "Too bad," he said. "All the best conversations do.
~ Lisa Kleypas
I scowled defensively. "My conversations don't usually include the subject of erections." "Too bad," he said. "All the best conversations do.
~ Lisa Kleypas