Quotes About Behavior

Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three Fs of basic survival. Feeding, fighting and... reproduction.

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.

If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

According to a brand new report, alcohol abuse in Ireland is on the rise. Mainly because the guy who didn't drink now does.

We often laughed at others in our house, and I picked up the craft of being polite while people were present and laughing later if there was anything to laugh about.

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.

To insult someone we call him 'besti*l'. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult.

I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.

People will always be tempted to wipe their feet on anything with 'welcome' written on it.

Honor is kind of what you get when you weaponize manners

Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a good career move for you.

He only drinks when he gets depressed, ' said Carrot. 'Why does he get depressed?' 'Sometimes it's because he hasn't had a drink.

Attracting musicians is rather like inviting flies over to tea: they are tolerable for half an hour, but when they begin to touch the food, you either wish they would go home or die.

You are never to drive like that, " I told them. "Even if you are ever wealthy enough to own a Jaguar.

You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee

Pamela produced placid babies. "They don't tend to turn feral until they're two, " she said.

In the first years of our lives we learn how to shit, talk, walk, sleep, eat and, most importantly, how to royally piss off our parents.

If you are going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Pissing out the window, and sh*tting out the window, are two different things!

I don't have a command for 'stop wagging your tail'.

Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings

The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman.