Quotes About Behavior

What casual monsters we are. What calamities we are capable of.

The herd-like behaviour of companies and their managements never loses its power to astound. All too often, when one company decides that buybacks are the thing to do, then its competitors will play the game too. By the same token, capital raising (secondary issues) often appears at the same time among multiple companies in the same industry. One reason they act together is that no company wants to see competitors gain a funding advantage.

Men are too unstable to be just; they are crabbed because they have not passed water at the usual time, or testy because they have not been stroked or praised.

We are all manufacturers — some make good, others make trouble, and still others make excuses.

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.

It's not what you eat but who you are when you eat it.

Children are great imitators. So give them something great to imitate.

See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick.

Amend your ways and your doings.

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas — that's what my grandma taught me.

Parents know best how to push our buttons because they installed them.

Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold — but so does a hard-boiled egg.

Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit? There is more hope of a fool than of him.The slothful man saith, There is a lion in the way; a lion is in the streets.

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often.

Ultimately, aren't we all just talking monkeys with an attitude problem?

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg.

Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated.

A man's attire, and excessive laughter, and gait, show what he is.

Like people, like priest.

How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?

Whoso rewardeth evil for good, evil shall not depart from his house.

Certain lewd fellows of the baser sort.

A fool's mouth is his destruction.