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Quotes About Behavior

She thought about Susan, who always acted big. In kindergarten there was no worse crime than acting big.
~ Beverly Cleary
Don't eat so noisily. My grandmother used to say, 'A smack at the table is worth a smack on the bottom.
~ Beverly Cleary
Nobody understood. She wanted to behave herself. Except when banging her heels on the bedroom wall, she had always wanted to behave herself. Why couldn't people understand how she felt?
~ Beverly Cleary
That girl has been bad again," Ramona heard the four-year-old next door say to her little sister.
~ Beverly Cleary
Grown-ups often forgot that no child likes to be ordered to be nice to another child.
~ Beverly Cleary
a fad started by Yard Ape, who sometimes brought his lunch.
~ Beveryly Cleary
Nothing gives the English more pleasure, in a quiet but determined sort of way, than to do things oddly.
~ Bill Bryson
Here are instructions for being a pigeon: (1) Walk around aimlessly for a while, pecking at cigarette butts and other inappropriate items. (2) Take fright at someone walking along the platform and fly off to a girder. (3) Have a shit. (4) Repeat.
~ Bill Bryson
The patients on Tuke Ward were a pleasant and tractable bunch and practised insanity with a certain elan.
~ Bill Bryson
Felipe Fernández-Armesto, at least thirty-eight theories have been put forward to explain why people took to living in communities: that they were driven to it by climatic change, or by a wish to stay near their dead, or by a powerful desire to brew and drink beer, which could only be indulged by staying in one place.
~ Bill Bryson
Moreover, wool wasn't sheared in the early days, but painfully plucked. It is little wonder that sheep are such skittish animals when humans are around.
~ Bill Bryson
Fired by the oxygen of irrationality, America entered a period of grave intolerance, not just toward immigrants but toward any kind of antiestablishment behavior. The Sedition Act of 1918 made it illegal, among much else, to make critical remarks about government expenditure or even the YMCA.44 So low did standards of civil liberty fall that police routinely arrested not only almost anyone remotely suspected of sedition, but even those who came to visit them in jail.
~ Bill Bryson
The average adult touches his face sixteen times an hour
~ Bill Bryson
For reasons that are still poorly understood, at depths beyond about 30 metres nitrogen becomes a powerful intoxicant. Under its influence divers had been known to offer their air hoses to passing fish or to decide to try to have a smoke break. It
~ Bill Bryson
When they are not eating, rats are likely to be having sex. Rats have a lot of sex—up to twenty times a day. If a male rat can't find a female, he will happily—or at least willingly—find relief in a male.
~ Bill Bryson
amoral, immoral. Amoral describes matters in which questions of morality do not arise or are disregarded; immoral applies to things that are evil.
~ Bill Bryson
the strange behavior of the electron. The principal problem they faced was that the electron sometimes behaved like a particle and sometimes like a wave.
~ Bill Bryson
In Australia and the Americas," says Tim Flannery, "the animals probably didn't know enough to run away.
~ Bill Bryson
Suicide by lifestyle takes ages.
~ Bill Bryson
She would only make me take my seat if I didn't act calm and Swiss about it all.
~ Bill Bryson
There is energy of all sorts flowing through our world; it is not hard to imagine new ways in which that energy can do the work of humanity, new ways to align our needs and the planet's behaviours.
~ Bill Bryson
I read once that the furthest distance the average American will walk without getting into a car is six hundred feet, and I fear the modern British have become much the same, except that on the way back to the car the British will drop some litter and get a tattoo.
~ Bill Bryson
And then you might learn, as we did from a local, that the reason hundreds of starlings in flight will twist and turn in unison is because the ones on the outside are constantly trying to get to the inside where they feel safer. Some
~ Bill Bryson
were stealing eggs without breaking them, so one night an exterminator sat in hiding to watch. What he saw was that one rat would embrace an egg with all four legs, then roll over on his back. A second rat would then drag the first rat by its tail to their burrow, where they could share their prize in peace.
~ Bill Bryson