Quotes About Behavior

Did you read what this writer dug up in George Washington's diary? I was so ashamed I sat up all night reading it. This should be a lesson to Presidents to either behave themselves or not to keep a diary.

The choleric drinks, the melancholic eats, the phlegmatic sleeps.

I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough.

Coughing is the new farting.

Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus texts. Tyrannosaurus rex.

See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick.

Drive hammered, get slammered.

Buzzed driving is drunk driving.

If you're running around with a negative attitude all the time, you're going to feel down; you're going to have negative results.

If you want to change attitudes, start with a change in behavior.

I've been fired five times for having a bad attitude.

You can't control how you feel. But you can always choose how you act.

Attitude is attitude, whether you're a West Coast gangster or East Coast gangster, you know?

If you try to come off as this big-time star with an attitude, people don't like that.

I had an attitude problem when I was a kid. I'm not gonna lie.

It is easier for most of us to affirm positive behavior than to deal with negative behavior in a positive way.

A man who once asserted "one drink never hurt nobody" was now wholeheartedly enlisted in the ranks of Prohibitionists who had been fighting for decades against "demon rum" and "John Barleycorn" in the belief that bad private behavior should be restrained by federal statute.

Religion makes good people better and bad people worse.

A change in behavior is required to change karma

No drugs, doctors, or treatments will cure life style

Our health is more about our actions than our age

When a child hits a child, we call it aggression. When a child hits an adult, we call it hostility. When an adult hits an adult, we call it assault. When an adult hits a child, we call it discipline.

Misbehavior and punishment are not opposites that cancel each other - on the contrary they breed and reinforce each other.

Misbehavior and punishment are not opposites that cancel each other; on the contrary, they breed and reinforce each other. Punishment does not deter misconduct. It makes the offender more skillful in escaping detection. When children are punished they resolve to be more careful, not more obedient or responsible. Parents