Quotes About Behavior

Jack.  [In a very patronising manner.]  My dear fellow, the truth isn't quite the sort of thing one tells to a nice, sweet, refined girl.  What extraordinary ideas you have about the way to behave to a woman!

Manners before morals!

Kiedy jeste?my szcz??liwi, zawsze jeste?my dobrzy, ale kiedy jeste?my dobrzy, nie zawsze jeste?my szcz??liwi.

Wenn eine Frau ihre Fehler nicht charmant begehen kann, ist sie nichts als ein Weib.

Sir John's temper since he has taken seriously to politics has become quite unbearable. Really, now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.

in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with.  Girls don't think it right.

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to some one else, if she is plain.

It is not good for one's morals to see bad acting.

My duty as a gentleman has never interfered with my pleasures in the smallest degree.

Todo delito es vulgar, de la misma manera que todo lo vulgar es delito.

Or that passion to act a part that sometimes makes us do things finer than we are ourselves?

I never take any notice of what common people say, and I never interfere with what charming people do.

There is no such thing as a good influence, Mr. Gray. All influence is immoral - immoral from the scientific point of view.

As we've said many times before, Introverts get ulcers; Extroverts give ulcers.

In our play we reveal what kind of people we are

Nothing is stronger than Custom (Fac tibi consuescat: nil adsuetudine maius)

The most unbelievable thing about my behaviour is that I was convinced it was entirely f**king normal.

I've often wondered why Nature, widely publicized being infinite in its wisdom, should have made the grave mistake of creating redheads, always so impulsive and quick on the trigger.

In my ten years of teaching I've noticed that teachers tend to have a bad habit of talking to themselves. I hypothesize that this is because we talk for a living, and we feel safe speaking our feelings aloud. Or it could be that most of us, especially the high school teacher variety, are just weird as shit.

She's way too old to be acting a fool because she has a screwed-up mommy." "Please. Just please with the blame-my-mommy-'cause-I'm-a-bitch crap

People suck. They do stupid things and they're not nice. The end.

I cannot control others. I can only control myself and my reactions to others. And when all else fails, I choose kindness. I show compassion. Then, if I have made poor choices, I have at least not damaged my spirit.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

As a rule, you see, I'm not lugged into Family Rows. On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across premieval swamps and Uncle James's letter about Cousin Mabel's peculiar behaviour is being shot round the family circle ('Please read this carefully and send it on Jane') the clan has a tendency to ignore me. It's one of the advantages I get from being a bachelor - and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that.