Quotes About Behavior

No sex, age, or condition is above or below the absolute necessity of modesty; but without it one vastly beneath the rank of man.

Age will bring all things, and everyone knows, Madame, that twenty is no age to be a prude.

You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what he does and says, but from what he fails to say and do.

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

Habit is a form of exercise.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any

You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Older women likewise are to be reverent in behavior, not slanderers or slaves to much wine. They are to teach what is good, 4 and so train the young women to love their husbands and children, 5 to be self-controlled, pure, working at home, kind, and submissive to their own husbands, that the word of God may not be reviled. -Titus 2:3-5

Women are attracted to demonstrations of masculinity.

A woman with a woman's viewpoint is of more value when she forgets she's a woman and begins to act like a man

Remember that with her clothes a woman puts off her modesty.

A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.

To give up your seat in a car to a woman, and tread on your neighbor's foot to get even.

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.

Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo -- and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.

When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.

Men err from selfishness; women because they are weak.