Quotes About Adulting

One of the best things about being an adult is the realization that you can share with your sister and still have plenty for yourself.

This grown man who now phones his father to say, Motherfucker, I ain't seen pussy so long, I'd throw stones at it.

As a kid, I liked the 'Halloween' movies and 'Nightmare On Elm Street' and all that kind of stuff. But as an adult, I really don't watch much horror, to be honest.

No, adulting is like"—she searched for the right words—"looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.

Birthday spankings are hot when your 21.

L'adulte ne croit pas au Père Noël. Il vote.

Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?

When grown-ups take a picture, they have to get a shot of every possible combination of people. That's the first rule of being a grown-up.

I need to find a way to manage my time and be an adult.

Cell phones are to adults what toy rattles are to infants.

He sounds to himself, saying this, like an impersonator; life, just as we first thought, is playing grownup.

Being an adult is the ability to postpone a want for the sake of a family need.

I am trying to come up with some "adult" reads, but I mostly read young adult fiction (my job), which, by the way is excellent. I will post about some of my favorites that should appeal to adult readers

Khi tr??ng thành, h?u h?t chúng ta m?t Ä'i cách nhìn th? giá»›i tá»± nhiên nhÆ° th?, má»™t th? giá»›i duyên dáng nhÆ°ng k? l?.

Yet the French have managed to be involved without becoming obsessive. They assume that even good parents aren't at the constant service of their children, and that there's no need to feel guilty about this. "For me, the evenings are for the parents." one Parisian mother tells me. "My daughter can be with us if she wants, but it's adult time.

Grown-ups always seem to be worried about money, or politics, or just stuff that has physical presence. It's like somewhere along the way they lost the ability to think about what's inside them.