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Quotes About Dwarf

A Dwarf on sojourn in the Shire would probably go to a lot of dinner parties where pompous boring Hobbits would hold forth like this.
~ Neal Stephenson
A dwarf was waiting for Eragon in the dragonhold.
~ Christopher Paolini
David I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
~ This Is Spinal Tap
This Home Depot employs several very small people, if I'm not mistaken, and they're usually the most knowledgeable. Go right for the bearded dwarf with the tool belt if you want the best advice.
~ Nicholson Baker
Life is bigger than processes and overflows and dwarfs them.
~ Dale Carnegie
The mechanic could lift up the bonnet of the car and show me four dwarves strapped to a pair of tandems and tell me that the motor was actually dwarf-powered and that one of the little fellows had to be replaced, and I'd just be numbly writing out a cheque and scribbling 'new dwarf - car' on the stub.
~ John Niven
Mi bella Princesa, your funny little dwarf will never dance again. It is a pity, for he is so ugly that he might have made the King smile.' 'But why will he not dance again?' asked the Infanta, laughing. 'Because his heart is broken,' answered the Chamberlain. And the Infanta frowned, and her dainty rose-leaf lips curled in pretty disdain. 'For the future let those who come to play with me have no hearts,' she cried, and she ran out into the garden.
~ Oscar Wilde
Mi bella princesa, your funny little dwarf will never dance again. It is a pity; for he is so ugly that he might have made the King smile. 'But why will he never dance again?' asked the Infanta laughing. "Because his heart is broken", answered the Chamberlain.
~ Oscar Wilde
Grumpy is her favorite dwarf.
~ Christina Dod
Thor spake: "In a single breast I never have seen More wealth of wisdom old; But with treacherous wiles must I now betray thee: The day has cought thee dwarf! (Now the sun shines here in the hall.)
~ Henry Adams Bellows (trans.)
In a single breast I never have seen More wealth of wisdom old; But with treacherous wiles must I now betray thee: The day has cought thee dwarf! (Now the sun shines here in the hall.)
~ Henry Adams Bellows (trans.)
In a single breast I never have seen More wealth of wisdom old; But with treacherous wiles must I now betray thee: The day has caught thee, dwarf! (Now the sun shines here in the hall.)
~ Henry Adams Bellows (trans.)
JULIA: Oldest daughter of Julia and Agrippa. Owner of the smallest dwarf in Rome. Exiled in AD 8.
~ Tom Holland
If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.
~ Ralphie May
Gandalf never had this kind of problem. He had exactly this problem, actually, standing in front of the hidden Dwarf door to Moria. Remember when . . . I sighed. Sometimes my inner monologue annoys even me. "Edro, edro," I muttered. "Open." I rubbed at the bridge of my nose and ventured, "Mellon." Nothing happened. The wards stayed. I guessed the Corpsetaker had never read Tolkien. Tasteless bitch.
~ Jim Butcher
a broad-shouldered, rather fleshy individual, without any hat, whose grizzled head under that suspended light seemed to Sam the largest human head he had ever seen. It was the head of a hydrocephalic dwarf; but in other respects its owner was not dwarfish. In other respects its owner had the normally plump, rather unpleasantly plump figure of any well-to-do-man, whose back has never been bent nor his muscles hardened by the diurnal heroism of manual labour.
~ John Cowper Powys
he was warning the Senate of "a conspiracy so immense and an infamy so black as to dwarf any previous such venture in the history of man.
~ Madeleine K. Albright
Who is this repulsive dwarf?
~ Unknown
The dwarf stood his ground.
~ Unknown
You've got the makings of a first-class dwarf!
~ Unknown
Godstrewth!" Brevant scoffed. "Brothers, sisters ... happens did you bring a granny or two along to tuck you to bed at night?" "Nay, friend," Henry answered blithely. "But we do have a faery dwarf who serves just as well.
~ Unknown
To be a dwarf in peace is more honourable than to be a giant in war!
~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
Pluto is dead.
~ Mike Brown
Thank you very much," I said. "But I really ought to tell you: I'm not a lord." The dwarf smiled tolerantly. "Of course not, my lord. Is there anything else we can do for you?
~ Patricia C. Wrede