Quotes About Holiday

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

Now, 'Dasher!' now, 'Dancer!' now, 'Prancer' and 'Vixen!' On, 'Comet!' on, 'Cupid!' on, 'Donner' and 'Blitzen!'

When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday!

Christmas works like glue, it keeps us all sticking together.

Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

I go to my parents' over Christmas. I definitely do, but I don't see it as a Christmas because during Christmas there was also a Viking holiday. So I just to choose to see it as that!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!

Washington's birthday is as close to a secular Christmas as any Christian country dare come this side of blasphemy.

Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus!

I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress.

I can't remember the last live-action, non-animated Christmas movie.

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!

Celebrating Christmas without Christ is like celebrating George Washington's birthday without mentioning the first president.

My nearest and dearest have always been very careful. I've never had to send Christmas present back yet.

Ive not cooked Christmas dinner since 1982.

I think this [Feels like Christmas] is one of the greatest, most unsung albums ever. It's Cyndi Lauper, and it's called Hat Full Of Stars. She's so underrated.

I'm a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. It's a shame.

Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) becomes a Religious holiday (AD). Which then becomes a Shopping holiday (USA).

I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was the only one who didn't believe in Santa Claus, and I was ruining everyone's Christmas.

I have to confess I can't have the holiday season without "Hard Candy Christmas". For some reason, it makes me think of the sticky ribbon candy bowl my mid-western grandma always had.

If your fridge is full this Christmas, use nature's refrigerator - your car!