Quotes About Competition

'Strictly' is a bit like scoring the winning goal in the FA Cup Final or sinking the final putt in the Ryder Cup - only a few people get the opportunity to do it, and they have got to be famous.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.

I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the food chain and he is looking to knock me off. Mike's an arrogant imbecile. He sounds like a cartoon character.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!

Hollywood is a place where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder.

The profession of book-writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

Woman putting other woman down is like telling the world that you are more worried about your competition than your own progress.

There is nothing that disgusts a man like getting beaten at chess by a woman.

You go back to the start of time. One cave guy was fighting another cave guy because his club was bigger than his or his woman had longer hair. Thats competition.

It is better for a woman to compete impersonally in society, as men do, than to compete for dominance in her own home with her husband, compete with her neighbors for empty status, and so smother her son that he cannot compete at all.

A woman is handicapped by her sex, and handicaps society, either by slavishly copying the pattern of man's advance in the professions, or by refusing to compete with man at all.

I have some women friends but I prefer men. Don't trust women. There is a built-in competition between women.