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Quotes About Competition

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
~ Henny Youngman
Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.
~ Robert Orben
And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
~ Jerry Coleman
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.
~ Mitch Hedberg
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
~ Fred Allen
It's never just a game when you're winning.
~ George Carlin
So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'
~ Tim Vine
I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
~ Mitch Hedberg
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
~ Bo Burnham
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.
~ Jim Gaffigan
I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap.
~ Steve Wozniak
Katsa and Po were trying to drown each other and, judging from their hoots of laughter, enjoying it immensely.
~ Kristin Cashore, Bitterblue
Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.
~ Natasha Leggero
The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.
~ Marc Maron
Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.
~ George Carlin
They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.
~ Jerry Coleman
If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone's wallets.
~ Terry Pratchett, Snuff
I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.
~ Jerry Coleman
Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.
~ Jerry Coleman
Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.
~ Jerry Coleman
Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.
~ Jerry Coleman
We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program.
~ George W. Bush
You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
~ Jerry Coleman
Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!
~ Chris Rock