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Quotes About Chaos

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
~ Will Rogers
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
~ Frank Lloyd Wright
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
~ George Carlin
My heart is so light that it's amazing. I get to play all this grief, all this loss, all this disaster and chaos. It's hysterically funny. I am very light.
~ Linda Hamilton
We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.
~ Phyllis Diller
At present there are such goings-on that everything is at a standstill.
~ Boyle Roche
It's literally murder on the dancefloor.
~ Dermot O'Leary
Americans are now in disarray
~ Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
They are becoming hysterical. This is the result of frustration.
~ Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.
~ Natasha Leggero
Streets full of water. Please Advise.
~ Robert Benchley
Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.
~ Unknown
Okay, well I think the programme is like being screamed at for an hour by a drunk with a strobe-light, but like I said--
~ David Nicholls, One Day
Her brain is like a filing cabinet – everything neatly stored in categories. My brain is more like soup – everything all blended and mushed together.
~ Unknown
BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual.
~ Jim Butcher, Skin Game
The present order is the disorder of the future.
~ Ian Hamilton Finlay
Out of the chaos, the future emerges in harmony and beauty.
~ Emma Goldman
..Yet if today has no meaning, the past was a Blank and the future is a Chaos.
~ Henry Ford
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
~ Robert Orben
I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.
~ Dean Martin
Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak; making fools of the wise, and wise men of fools; favouring the passions, destroying reason, and in a word, turning everything topsy-turvy
~ Unknown
Love is the force that allows chaos and peace to coexist in harmony.
~ Unknown
killing don't need no reason. This is ghetto. Reason is for rich people. We have madness. Madness
~ Marlon James
They turned over the reception desk and the poor security guards did the only thing they could do. They ran.
~ Marlon James