Quotes About Vomit
A woman walks into a bar with her five-pound Chihuahua and carefully places the little dog near her feet. She soon notices that the guy sitting next to her looks a little bit queasy. He's clutching his stomach and grimacing, and he's sweating profusely. After a few minutes the guy doubles over and vomits. Afterward, he notices the little dog struggling in the pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!
~ Barry Dougherty
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My cat was up all night throwing up. So obviously I was up all night holding her hair.
~ Sarah Silverman
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Though the rain washed Mammachi's spit off his face, it didn't stop the feeling that somebody had lifted off his head and vomited into his body. Lumpy vomit dribbling down his insides. Over his heart. His lungs. The slow thick drip into the pit of his stomach. All his organs awash in vomit. There was nothing the rain could do about that.
~ Arundhati Roy
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Though the rain washed Mammachi's spit off his face, it didn't stop the feeling that someone had lifted off his head and vomited into his body. Lumpy vomit dribbling down his insides. Over his heart. His lungs. The slow thick drip into the pit of his stomach. All his organs awash in vomit. There was nothing the rain could do about that.
~ Arundhati Roy
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It all came out like word vomit — inadequacy, embarrassment, insecurity, neediness, and an attempt at a joke. But this last fell flat.
~ Eric Gansworth
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Think about what happens on Earth when you throw up. You throw up and you have a bag of something horrible and then you throw it away, but if I have this bag, what am I going to do with it? This bag is going to stay with me in space for months, so we want a really good barf bag.
~ Chris Hadfield
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I'm going to puke, Dan threatened in the darkness. Such a lovely word, Ian commented miserably. Have you considered something more civilized, like 'throw up' or perhaps 'give back'? In my hood, they call it 'tossing a sidewalk pizza,' Jonah managed. Your 'hood'? Hamilton echoed from his place at the wheel. You live in a row of twenty-million-dollar palaces. Do you even have sidewalks?
~ Gordon Korman
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KierowcÄ… taksówki byÅ'a kobieta. DotknÄ…Å'em jej ramienia. -No? - zapytaÅ'a. -Przepraszam, ale chyba bÄ™dÄ™ rzygaÅ'. ObróciÅ'a siÄ™ i obrzuciÅ'a mnie spojrzeniem. Z jej dolnej wargi zwisaÅ' pet. -Panie, do cholery, to nie samolot. Nie zapewniamy torebek. -To co mi pani radzi? - zapytaÅ'em, pocÄ…c siÄ™ (...), samochód podskakiwaÅ' i trzÄ…sÅ'. -PoÅ'ykaj pan - oznajmiÅ'a i skoÅ"czyÅ'a dyskusjÄ™.
~ Graham Masterton
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You replaced me with a shaved poodle?" "He's got mad skills." Derek's eyebrows crept up. "He can vomit and urinate at the same time and he doesn't make fun of my car.
~ Ilona Andrews
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PARC techs also try to keep a bead on doggy interactions in the yards. "We need to know," says McCarthy. "'Are you down because you don't like the food or because Pipes stole your bone earlier?'" Theresa volunteers that a dog named Rover has lately had a stomach upset, and Porkchop likes to eat the vomit. "So that's cutting into Porkchop's appetite." And probably yours.
~ Mary Roach
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The room looks as if a giant dog after a large lunch of food, socks, paints, trousers and pencils, walked into that room and vomited everywhere.
~ Barbara Kingsolver
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Apparently the town, a triumph of post-war socialist planning was a sewer, full of tattooed beasts and violent zombies, with vomit and blood frothing in the gutters. I couldn't wait to see it.
~ Hanif Kureishi
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One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.
~ Josh Billings
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During that course in which "I" become, I give birth to myself amid the violence of sobs, of vomit.
~ Julia Kristeva
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And so Harry became proficient in the task of cleaning up vomit.
~ Julia Quinn
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He vomited again. There was blood everywhere.
~ Michael Crichton
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I have never described this to you before, not so much, I don't think, from lack of truthfulness as that, just naturally, one is not going to explain to people at large that from time to time one vomits up a small rabbit.
~ Julio Cortazar
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The stairwell smelled of piss and stale beer—two stages in a conjugation that usually ends with "dead-drunk guy facedown in his own vomit.
~ Mike Carey
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In Wenceslaus Square, in Prague, a guy is throwing up. Another guy comes up to him, pulls a long face, shakes his head, and says: I know just what you mean.
~ Milan Kundera
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Il meccanico si chinò di nuovo sul motore e disse: « A Praga, in piazza San Venceslao, c'è uno che sta vomitando. Un tale gli passa accanto, lo guarda tristemente e scuote la testa: Se sapesse come la capisco... »
~ Milan Kundera
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I can't talk, or I will throw up!
~ William Shakespeare
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Trash can!" Pritkin cursed and grabbed one, just about the time everything I'd eaten that night paid a repeat visit. Whiskey, pizza, milk shake, beer-and a lone, half-dissolved gummy bear, which was a surprise, since I couldn't actually recall having eaten any. Fun times.
~ Karen Chance
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The cheeks of his soul collapsed in him, he dashed himself in blind fury and swift madness against the wall, and fell dabbling in the vomit of his loathed identity.
~ Herman Melville
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i was becoming a sack of vomit and fecal matter. i suppose, on reflection, that that is what i had always been, but nature had not formerly imposed this aspect of the human condition quite so vividly upon me.
~ hf saint
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