Quotes About Danger
Bitch, this is a gun...
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You're scared now, I can smell it... Benito Ramirez
~ Janet Evanovich
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He blew himself up." "Get out! You mean like guts all over the place?" "Not all over the place," I said. "He was pretty well contained, all things considered.
~ Janet Evanovich
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Is that why you have hand grenades and a garrote in your nightstand? They're sleep aids.
~ Janet Evanovich
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What did you do?" "Blew up a fuel depot, stole twelve rockets and made off with them in a stolen van, got kidnapped by a maniac, and had dinner with a guy who farted fire." "That would be funny, but I'm worried it's all true." "It's been a long couple days." "Did he really fart fire?" Morelli asked.
~ Janet Evanovich
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We could track down a gang guy wanted for armed robbery and assault." "That sounds like a lot of fun, but I might have to pass on account of I don't want to die right now." "We could visit some of Sunny's relatives and ask if he's staying with them." "Ditto for the above reason.
~ Janet Evanovich
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You were worried about me?" "No," Hal said. "I was worried Ranger would kill me if I lost you.
~ Janet Evanovich
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You do understand that your life isn't normal, right?' 'Barrel was texting and he stepped off the curb without looking,' I said. 'But you were here,' Morelli said. 'How does it happen that you're always in the precise spot when disaster strikes? Your car's been blown up how many times? And it's never your fault. Remember when you fell off a fire escape into dog diarrhea? And the time you dated a serial killer?' 'I liked that serial killer,' Lula said. 'He could make a damn good pork chop.
~ Janet Evanovich
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Grandma pulled a .44 magnum out of her purse. Everybody duck, and I'll shoot out his tires.
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THREE TO GET DEADLY
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I exchanged glances with my mother and Grandma. None of us wanted to tell my father about the contract on Grandma. "Mistaken identity," I said. "Prank," my mother said. "Damn aliens," Grandma said.
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Smith & Wesson .45 revolver.
~ Janet Evanovich
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Carmen? I can hear her release the safety on her Glock when I get within two feet of her.
~ Janet Evanovich
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Riley stared at the vest and polo shirt. "Is this necessary?" "Protocol," Wesley said. Riley tugged the shirt over her head and shoved her arms into the vest. "This isn't going to be dangerous, is it? The vest is just a formality, right?" "Right," Emerson said. "There's nothing to worry about." One of the men handed Riley an AR-15 assault rifle. "Just in case," he said.
~ Janet Evanovich
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I have people trying to kill me. A giraffe is low on my list of disturbances.
~ Janet Evanovich
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Stand back. I'm going to give the eye.' Grandma pulled a .45 long barrel out of her black patent leather purse and pointed it at Bella. 'You put your finger to your eye and I'll put a hole in your head that's so big you could push a potato through it.
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Well, you must be doing something right. Someone wants to kill you. That's always a good sign.
~ Janet Evanovich
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I'm not driving you anymore," Lula said to me. "Every time I take you somewhere, people shoot at us." "Not every time.
~ Janet Evanovich
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ignore the obvious signs of danger and stumble into something ugly with the potential for disaster. This was one of those times. I was in a tunnel under a strip club, and I was with my coworker, Lula.
~ Janet Evanovich
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Günter killed his light and waited in the pitch-black, straining his ears for the noise to repeat itself.
~ Janet Evanovich
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Something's going down," I said to Morelli. "All the players are here. Maybe we should call the police." "I'm the police.
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Ten thousand dollars for finding one guy? What's the catch?" "Sometimes they don't want to be found, and they shoot at you.
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You need a real gun," Lula said. "I don't need a real gun. I'm not shooting anyone." "Suppose they shoot at you first?" "I wave my arms in the air, scream like a girl, and run away as fast as I can.
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I'll go with you," Lula said. "Maybe I'll get a look at the killer Chihuahuas. And besides, I want to ride in Ranger's Porsche.
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