Quotes About Danger

The first time you went out, you became mixed up with a group of radical political terrorists.""That could have happened to anyone!

No one's ever really ready for a troll.

No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands... that can do your brain.

What do you do when you're in a room of vampires and the most dangerous one tells you that youknow too much? You bolt. What did I do? I hyperventilated.

Crime writers, I've noticed, can be jumpy. They live in a world where there are murderers on the loose and they haven't been caught yet!

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life.

Hyperbolic statements will be the death of us all

Education is a danger... At best an education which produces useful coolies for us is admissible. Every educated person is a future enemy.

If I don't commit to fighting for the future, 20 years later, 30 years later, after the end of the expiration date of the joint declaration, Hong Kong will be more at risk and in greater danger.

Our future is like that of the passengers on a small pleasure boat sailing quietly above the Niagara Falls, not knowing that the engines are about to fail.

The mere apprehension of a coming evil has put many into a situation of the utmost danger.

The fixed person for the fixed duties who in older societies was such a godsend, in future will be a public danger.

May God keep you away from the venom of the cobra, the teeth of the tiger, and the revenge of the Afghans.

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

Thou art blind to the danger of marrying a woman who feels and acts out the principle of equal rights.

For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit.

We should always deal cautiously with fire, water, women, foolish people, serpents, and members of a royal family; for they may, when the occasion presents itself, at once bring about our death.

The allurement that women hold out to men is precisely the allurement that Cape Hatteras holds out to sailors: they are enormously dangerous and hence enormously fascinating.