Quotes About Trust

When there's a monster under your bed sometimes it really is best not to look.

The reason God never fails is because he fears to fail

It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood.

Friends are nice. You can tell' 'em stuff, but you can swear like a gangster at an enemy. And that's all right, too.

You really don't know a person until you spend some time in their panties.

In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice.

It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with.

I fear that someday you will abandon the joys we share and find another not worthy of your charms.

You want some advice?""Yes""Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.

The ultimate downfall of the computerized holographic receptionist was that there was no amount of flattery, flirtation or chocolate that could convince one to lie for you.

Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones.

He who loves lies suffers from no disease than lies! He who believes in and acts upon lies suffers from no disease than ignorance!

We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors.

...but I'd learned a long time ago that the worse things are, the more people lie about them.

Never laugh at your wife's choices… you're one of them

Come on, it is a guest bedroom! If you want your guests to feel at home, they should be allowed to do whatever they do at home!

You haven't told her?" Cass shouted. "You're the worst boyfriend ever!

Lia caught sight of it immediately and glared at him. "You gave me your word. You swore you wouldn't tell him.""I'm a mass murderer, " he said pointedly. "Not exactly trustworthy.

Democracy is like a tamborine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

Seriously, I 've got to know if I need to protect you from people running with pencils." ~ Laney

i prefer to think of the good times. Like when you held my hair as I was vomiting into a bucket.

Are you going to give her gonorrhea too, or was that gift just for me?

If you never leave me, I won't eat your stuff. - Belle, Dog Only Knows