Quotes About Furriness

My couch is made of cat's hair. The cushions have been obscured, and it's made of salt-and-pepper fur. I can't have visitors. I can't ask people to sit on that couch because they become implicated in the furriness of it, and they're walking around, and it's not fair to people.

His Furriness, the Long-term Planner.

More words, bigger hole, Your Furriness.