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Quotes About Payment

God cures and the doctor sends the bill.
~ Mark Twain
In Christ alone, and His payment of the penalty for our sins upon the Cross, we find reconciliation to God and ultimate meaning and purpose.
~ Dave Hunt
God'll send the bill to you.
~ James Russell Lowell
It was never decreed that a god mustn't pay hotel bills.
~ Bertolt Brecht
We earn what we get - most of us - and, sweet heaven help us! we get it. God does not always pay on Saturday - but He Pays.
~ Louise Jordan Miln
It's tax season. When I woke this morning and realized it was tax season, I said, My God, didn't we just pay taxes last year?
~ David Letterman
Of course, in the process, you must never do harm to others in any serious way, or you'll cease to amuse Him. Then payment comes due for promises you didn't keep.
~ Dean Koontz, Odd Thomas
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
~ Johnny Vegas
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.
~ Erma Bombeck
When the government pays, health care's lack of affordability becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. In health care, as in other things, government is the high-cost producer.
~ Arnold Kling
Nothing is more valuable to people than health care, and by paying, they feel less like beggars and more like 'customers' who can and should demand quality care.
~ Muhammad Yunus
When bills come due, only cash is legal tender. Don't leave home without it.
~ Warren Buffett
We pay for content that we like, and we like the content we pay for. It's a lot more satisfying to pay $7.50 for Steven Spielberg's next epic than it is to watch my home movies for free. Even for me.
~ Nathan Myhrvold
I am fortunate to have been well paid for an almost pathological honesty.
~ Elizabeth Wurtzel
Lord, bring honor to thy Son at my expense, whatever the cost, and send me the bill. It is my reasonable service - He paid mine.
~ Carl Baugh
I don't know what I was thinking when I was starting out. I was hoping I'd get paid to draw realistic pictures of hockey players. I still hold that hope alive.
~ Barry Blitt
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50.
~ Mitch Hedberg
Take some advice from an old farmer. You're in business now. Take the money. You'd be amazed at how many don't want to pay.
~ Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
~ Benjamin Franklin
True justice is to pay one time for every mistake we make.
~ Miguel Angel Ruiz
I can't afford to pay them any other way.
~ Andrew Carnegie
No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.
~ Janette Rallison
So remember those who win the game Lose the love they sought to gain In debitures of quality and dubious integrity Their small-town eyes will gape at you In dull surprise when payment due Exceeds accounts received at seventeen
~ Janis Ian