Quotes About Blenders

When I'm 18, I can finally order that paid programming stuff on TV. Like it always says, 'Must be 18 or older to call,' so I'll be able to call! I can finally buy some blenders from the TV.

What's a Mennonite?" Vance asked. "Amish with blenders.

Raw foodists are kind of paddling upstream against evolution. The only reason they can do it, and they don't all keel over, is that they are using blenders. They're very Cuisinart-dependent.

Use with Care!"), outlets that delivered tiny electric shocks ("Use Upper, Not Lower!"), leaky coffeemakers ("Use Sparingly!"), bikes with no brakes ("Use with Caution!"), and countless defunct blenders, tape recorders, televisions, stereo components ("DO NOT USE!"). (Years later, unconsciously at first