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Quotes About Menopause

In youth, skin cells are replaced every two weeks but, as we age, the cycle slows down. The cells on the surface of the skin remain there longer and begin to look dull and tired. Natural oil production decelerates and collagen and elastin, which give the skin elasticity, break down, especially after menopause. Pockets of fat beneath the skin's surface become thinner. The overall effect is a face that is wrinkled, sagging, and boney.
~ Anne Campbell
Oh no, honey. Lots of women go through it early. Why, there was this woman over in Georgia who was only thirty-six-years-old and one day she got in her car and drove right up the stairs to the county courthouse, rolled down her window, and tossed her mother's head that she had just chopped off in her kitchen at a State policeman and hollered, Here! This is what you wanted, and drove right back down the courthouse stairs. Now that's what an early menopause will do for you if you're not careful.
~ Fannie Flagg
In my case, when it arrived at 49, perimenopause was terrifying and like nothing I had ever before physically experienced.
~ Sandra Tsing Loh
At menopause, a time of extremely high power and shapeshifting, we are told to behave as though nothing is happening. To continue the "game" of life as if we are still girls. We are not girls. And to continue to act as though we are robs the world and the coming generations of our insights.
~ Alice Walker
Every woman is different when they go through menopause, and... I didn't know emotionally how I would feel.
~ Angelina Jolie
Many women find long, lean sexy legs hard to get. One reason is that before menopause, most of us store a disproportionate amount of fat in our lower bodies, particularly in our hips and thighs.
~ Denise Austin
Secure the hearts of the nation's menopausal millions, Eileen knew, and no jury would dare convict her.
~ Rupert Smith
In 1900, the average life expectancy of a US citizen was 48, so most menopausal women were dead, which is not a great place to be.
~ Sandra Tsing Loh
Female adolescents are significantly less fertile than 20-year-olds. Female fertility declines gradually during the thirties, and declines steeply after age 40. Women after menopause are infertile. This female fertility profile is a basic fact of life to which male mate choice systems have adapted. Youth is an important cue of fertility.
~ Geoffrey Miller
A young woman in her teens has about 300,000 eggs in her ovaries. By the time she is menopausal, none are left.
~ Robert Winston
It's such a cold night and it's the only time I've actively been grateful for menopause. I've been entirely comfortable.
~ Emma Thompson
Twice in the course of individual development certain instincts are considerably reinforced: at puberty, and, in women, at the menopause. We are not in the least surprised if a person who was not neurotic before becomes so at these times. When his instincts were not so strong, he succeeded in taming them; but when they are reinforced he can no longer do so. The repressions behave like dams against the pressure of water.
~ Sigmund Freud
In the end, the real wisdom of menopause may be in questioning how fun or even sane this chore wheel called modern life actually is.
~ Sandra Tsing Loh
Boredom has made me into a speechifier ashamed of raising his voice, a theoretician for the senile and the adolescent, for metaphysical menopauses, a vestige of a creature, a hallucinated clown.
~ Emil M. Cioran
Democracy is the menopause of Western society.
~ baudrillard jean ii
Many menopausal women are now being diagnosed with AD/HD for the first time because previously developed coping skills that hid the symptoms are compromised once the estrogen changes exacerbate the symptoms.
~ Sari Solden, MS
It was as hysterical as a woman having a hot flash.
~ Stephen King
Over the next few years the boardrooms of America are going to light up with hot flashes.
~ Gail Sheehy
Was this what they meant by hot flashes? But they didn't feel hot. Her body felt full and heavy and slow and human and absent somehow, just a weight to be carried forward without its enthusiastic cycles of fertility and rest, the crests and valleys she had never realized she counted on so much. Dead weight? Was that what she was now; an obsolete female biding its time until death?
~ Barbara Kingsolver
Women, post-menopause, go back to how they were before they started menstruating, and there's this great freedom in a woman's life when she reaches the end of that reproductive cycle, and that most women come into their own strength, the same strength they had as a girl.
~ Sheila Heti
You are taught about puberty and the menopause and how tough they can be, but a quarter-life crisis, you're not prepared for.
~ Emily Atack
I don't like any of it. I'm sick and tired of menopause.
~ Lisa Lampanelli
Cal had told her all girls had it, it was natural as breathing, it was a sign they were growing up, and they had it until they were in their fifties. At the time, Jean Louise was so overcome with despair at the prospect of being too old to enjoy anything when it would finally be over, she refrained from pursuing the subject.
~ Harper Lee
Radical selfcare is what's going to get us through this kind of endlessly inane questioning of the validity of our existence, through menopause, and through all of the many other changes that are still yet to come.
~ Heather Corinna