Quotes About Guy

I remember reading 'Disturbia,' one of the first scripts I ever got, and I go 'Pfft, who wants to make a movie about a guy in a house?'

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

Celebrities love the NFL just as much as the guy who paints his face every week.

You've probably read in People that I'm a nice guy - but when the doctor first told me I had Parkinson's, I wanted to kill him.

I'm not an impersonator. I've only got one voice and only do one guy and his first-person essays.

I've got the best shoe guy in the business.

What is it about Iowa? I'm the shortest guy in the state.

I've got my own mind, and I'll talk about it, but I'm willing to listen. I'm very balanced like that. If you don't want a guy who's balanced, who wants to win, and can bring people together well... I don't know.

I didn't realize he was a drunk driver,' I said. 'The other superheroes inferred it was just a regular, random guy you were trying to force a taco onto. But still' - I indicate the nearby crack dealers - 'the Taco Incident surely demonstrates how things can inadvertently spiral.

And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool.

A lot of people say, 'AC/DC - that's the band with the little guy who runs around in school shorts!'

Snowball?" It's white." Meow." It's so girly." This from a guy who named his poodle Princess." his laughter died. "How do you know about Princess?" Your sister told me.

'The Apprentice' has been excellent for my dad. Before, there was always that kind of corporate, Napoleonic evilness to Donald Trump. Now people see him interacting with normal - barely normal - individuals, and it's like, 'Wait a second. He's a regular guy!'

I was the cocktail waitress, and Sandra Bullock was the host, and this guy came in and persuaded me to try improv with Gotham City Improv.

There are no rules out in the street. And if you're a nice guy, you'll wake up in a hospital.

I actually wasn't really the class clown growing up. The class clown was always the mean guy who walked up and was like, 'You're fat. You're gay. I'm outta here!' I was always more kind of awkward and introspective.

A fighter walks in the room and people are like 'oooo' because everyone is trying to be a tough guy.

I like death. I'm a big fan of it.

Let's be honest: I don't want to walk out to boos. I always want to be cheered, like anyone, and I've been very lucky over the years to have a lot of support. Coming to America, I'm always the away guy, and so people thought their guy had to take me out, and they boo.

If a club is winning, you never pay attention to a guy who's 0-for-10. If a club is losing, all of a sudden you'll find that he's the main reason why you're losing, which is absurd for me.

Suddenly playing the charming bad guy was my thing.

We did the 'MacGruber' Super Bowl spot for Pepsi, which generated some outside interest. We have a sketch where a guy blows up after 90 seconds. How are we going to make that into a movie?

Okay, big guy, as much as I'm enjoying this, I don't think my tan's improving much considering it's pitch dark. [Butch to Vishous] You don't have a tan. See? This is getting me nowhere. So how about we head home?

Life is ridiculous, so why not be a good guy?" That may be the only religion I have to this day.