Quotes About Achievement

If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.

Winning is about taking your opponent's heart out and squeezing it until all the blood has come out, even the very last drop. There are no prizes for a funny loser.

A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.

This is one bar you should take home.

You always dream about being on a baseball card. It's kind of funny when you finally see it.

At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.

For years politicians have promised the Moon. I'm the first one to be able to deliver it.

I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!

When I'm 32? Hopefully I'll have made my mark with a few different movies, some scary ones and some comedies. I'm really funny, I have a great personality on the camera.

And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.

Let's just say it was damn hard [to make the Hangover]. I've got the bumps and bruises to show for it. It's funny because things that don't even look that bad on screen were still extremely painful.

Workin' so hard every night and day and now we get to lay back.

Now I got my foot - through the door - and I ain't goin' no where.

It's funny because when you do become successful, you're forced to look backwards and try to crawl back into the womb where you first started to create.

To be sitting on the bench behind somebody who only started to play when he was 30 is not funny.

What a great hitch to pit!

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.

That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.

Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.

It's funny how you can struggle with one piece and write a better one in a minute. When things come easy, it means it's good.

You can mythologize Steve Jobs, but really in the end, he was a kid from the Valley, with his funny little friends, and they made something. That's all he was.

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.