Quotes About Law

Every nation is destined, by the law of God and humanity, to form a free and equal community of brothers.

It is not what a lawyer tells me I may do; but what humanity, reason, and justice tell me I ought to do.

The collapse of good conscience and the absence of accountability and public scrutiny have led to crimes against humanity and violations of international law.

Speaking to a lawyer about pictures is something like talking to a butcher about humanity.

If any difference should be made by law between husband and wife, reason, justice and humanity, if their voices were heard, would dictate that it should be in her favor.

One can regard the moral law as an illusion, and so cut himself off from the common ground of humanity.

I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'

There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of 'em is super illegal.

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

Every law is an infraction of liberty.

The law of levity is allowed to supersede the law of gravity.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'

I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Some things are easier to legalize than to legitimate.

Justice will prevail!

We enact many laws that manufacture criminals, and then a few that punish them.

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!

The only laws are paradox, humor and change.

The law often permits what honor prohibits.