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Quotes About Floss

Finest specimens of human molars
~ F Scott Fitzgerald
I'm a pretty good dancer," Lion says. "Do you want to see me Floss?" "No," she says, frowning. "Flossing will not help you save your friends and defeat the witches!" She is clearly exasperated. "I can do the Macarena," Tin Man adds. The guardian sighs and shakes her head. "Save the Wizard first. Then get your friends. Then you can practice your dance moves.
~ Sarah Mlynowski
Bad for my teeth anyway.
~ Max Brooks
As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.
~ Bill Bryson
If I could only have one grooming tool, it would be floss. I don't want to have broken Cheetos in my teeth. To protect myself from the sun, I can find shade under a tree. To moisturize my skin, I could get really sweaty and then just rub it on myself. But how are you going to clean between your teeth without floss?
~ Jonathan Van Ness
Twine from trees and plants can make good floss!
~ Jenna Morasca
Alligators like on the banks by the creeping moss/ And use the sinews of their prey to do their daily floss.
~ Susan Weiner
Information doesn't change behavior," quips Lisa. "If it did, none of us would smoke and we'd all floss.
~ Ori Brafman
Dental hygienists are boss of the floss.
~ Dental saying
I pray about teeth-doesn't everyone? I don't have time to floss. You know. Hang in there, I tell them; I'll get around to it before it's too late.
~ Daniel Quinn
Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.
~ Frank Zappa
You have what we in France call 'good time teeth,'" she said. "Why on earth would you want to change them?" "Um, because I can floss with the sash to my bathrobe?
~ David Sedaris
My father was in the civil service. I can remember standing in a bus shelter in the pouring rain, and that we were allowed candy floss at the end of the holiday if we had behaved.
~ Honor Blackman
Anyhow, Lev and I were working our way back across the prairie, and we ran into a tall shadow with really bad teeth. I'm sorry. I think even if you're going to be sinister you can take five minutes a day to floss and brush. I had a short spell when I was a kid when I wasn't exactly the best sycophant, but I always—
~ Obert Skye