Quotes About Work

God gives all birds their food but does not drop it into their nests

A horse loves freedom, and the weariest old work horse will roll on the ground or break into a lumbering gallop when he is turned loose into the open.

You don't get something for nothing You can't have freedom for free You won't get wise With the sleep still in your eyes No matter what your dreams might be

There is no liberation without labor...and there is no freedom which is free.

If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you're free - however free one can be on this planet.

You got to be a stupid motherf*cker to get fired on your day off. -Smokey

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.

If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you come in to work and we'll have a look at it.

Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, "What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!"

I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

The phrase "working mother " is redundant.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by.

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.

Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off to work in the morning knowing that that their day will be filled with jerks, brainless and endless meetings, jerks, vendor lunches where you hold your breath just waiting for the sales pitch until you regurgitate your pasta, more jerks and the eventual company reorganization of the section that was just reorganized last month!

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living

My work is the only ground I've ever had to stand on. I seem to have a whole superstructure with no foundation but I'm working on the foundation.

Die Liebe und die Arbeit sind die beiden einzigen wahren Dinge in unserem Leben. Sie gehören zusammen, sonst ist es schief. Die Arbeit ist selbst eine Form der Liebe. Love and work are the only two real things in our lives. They belong together, otherwise it is off. Work is in itself a form of love.