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I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

I'd like to live like a poor man with a lot of money.

I don't go to clubs and throw money and pop bottles. That's not my thing, no disrespect.

All the world over, the picturesque yields to the pocketesque.

I want to live like a poor man with lots of money.

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

People are dying of starvation and famine.And you have a MASSERATTI!

God speaks of his children shining best in ways that only he can provide. The heavens lift one as a golden child while the flesh lowers one to a child with gold.

The difference between anger and deep remorse - remorse is much fatter. It's a deeper feeling altogether. Anger is too easy an escape for my money.

Every light has its shadow, and every shadow hath a succeeding morning.

Kiss an angel good morning and love her like the devil when you get back home.

Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience - unless they are still up.

No contact with savage Indian tribes has ever daunted me more than the morning I spent with an old lady swathed in woolies who compared herself to a rotten herring encased in a block of ice.

A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.

I love this mansion, though it is too many windows ...to open halfway each morning ...to close halfway each night.

John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!

So fair, so cold; like a morning of pale spring still clinging to winter's chill.

Coffee in the morning, cocaine afternoons.

Some girls are bright as the morning / And some girls are blessed with a dark turn of mind.

Yes, I answered you last night; No, this morning, sir, I say: Colors seen by candle-light Will not look the same by day.

Misers get up early in the morning; and burglars, I am informed, get up the night before.

It's more difficult getting up early in the morning when you're wearing silk pajamas.

i decapitated dandelions all morning, leaving carnage and death strewn into my path.

Morning, sunshine." Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid." "Pardon me?" "Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?