Quotes About Contrast

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.

When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree

The learned are envied by the foolish; rich men by the poor; chaste women by adulteresses; and beautiful ladies by ugly ones.

Women have hunger two-fold, shyness four-fold, daring six-fold, and lust eight-fold as compared to men.

While you laughed all day, I'd cry all night. While you regretted nothing, I looked back at everything. While you forgot everything, I remembered everything. While you fixed other hearts, I looked at mine that was torn apart. While you spent your time enjoying your life, I spent every moment longing for you to be mine.

A friend is someone who doesn't like the same people you do.

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize-fighters shaking hands.

These flowers, which were splendid and sprightly, waking in the dawn of the morning, in the evening will be a pitiful frivolity, sleeping in the cold night's arms.

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.

The purpose of hate is to destroy love. The purpose of love is to destroy hate.

The power of hate can be as destructive as the Power of Love can save.

The other side of... pain is joy... control is freedom... sadness is happiness... chaos is calmness... individuality is community... hate is Love... Seek out balance whenever you can...

It's strange how the person, who gave you the most painful memories, also gave you the best times to remember.

Nobody is right till somebody is wrong. Nobody is weak till somebody is strong.. Nobody is lucky till love comes along... Nobody is lonely till loved one gone...

No dawn without a night, no victory without a fight, no rainbow without the rain, no happiness without pain, no love without hate, no life without fate.