Quotes About Contrast

Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle

For me, suspense doesn't have any value if it's not balanced by humor.

I seated ugliness on my knee, and almost immediately grew tired of it.

If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist-I feel like countering with the word seriousist.

I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.

Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

The Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words.

There's two heads to every coin.

And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.

I washed mud off of mud.

I guess I try to find the humor by juxtaposing deeper themes in literature with what people perceive as being lighter, disposable children's fare in comics.

It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?

I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.

Horror is like the humor, the one without the other can't exist. Horror makes life more interesting like the humor!

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen

You walk a fine line between beautifully macabre and uncharacteristically psychotic.

On the Rolling Stones - You will walk out of the Amphitheatre after watching the Stones perform and suddenly the Chicago stockyards smell clean and good by comparison.

The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts.

Pissing out the window, and sh*tting out the window, are two different things!