Quotes About Paradox

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

When an evil masochist dies, does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

I'm so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.

How young can you die of old age?

How can there be self-help groups?

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

It is like putting a dehumidifier and a humidifier in the same room and letting them fight it out.

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.

The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.

is it good if a vacume really sucks?

I plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

An incredibly ancient creature, albeit not so much as to qualify for a position in the Parzupheim (although it was no secret he did much of their work for them), he looked as beautiful as raw light.

He breathes as I breathe, he thinks as I think, yet we are worlds apart. I cannot know his thoughts, and yet our skins are touching. How strange.

Half of him wanted to pull Finnigin close, absorb his flesh, because of their similarity. The other half of him was repulsed, unnerved. Finnigin's expressions, being more mobile than Ays; seemed a parody.

Only hours before, I had been poignantly balancing on the rim of a terrible abyss, my heart and head full of profundity; now I was living in a nightmare of farce.

A true magus understands he has to dance on both sides of the coin. Utter goodness is as bad as pure evil.

You are a violent young man, which is quite at odds with the more mystical side of your character, which I am assured exists.

It was the sea that injured her. Why should its produce heal her?