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Quotes About Paradox

Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
The truth is, wherever you choose to be, it's the wrong place.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
His computer password is password.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
All these thousands of miles later, all these different people I've been, and it's still the same story. Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying? How is it you can keep mutating and still be the same deadly virus?
~ Chuck Palahniuk
More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!
~ Chuck Palahniuk
We have pain and hate and love and joy and war in the world because we want them.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Condoms ribbed for extrasensitivity. The last thing I need is extrasensitivity. Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours. This seems to really miss the point. I want my whole life lined with a topical anesthetic.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
this is the upside of already being eternally damned
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying? How is it you can keep mutating and still be the same deadly virus?
~ Chuck Palahniuk
That old saying, how you always kill the one you love, well, look, it works both ways.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Right now, me getting killed would be redundant. ... You could stab a knife right through my heart and you'd be too late. ... Right now, getting killed would be a breath of spring.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
How physical beauty turns out to be chemistry and geometry and anatomy. Art is really science. Discovering why people like something is so you can replicate it. Copy it. It's a paradox, creating a real smile. Rehearsing again and again a spontaneous moment of horror. All the sweat and boring effort that goes into creating what looks easy and instant.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
How can I not laugh? I'm already dead.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
That old saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both ways. And it does work both ways.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Every stupid thing in the world, decaffeinated coffee, alcohol free beer, makes perfect sense, not because you're any smarter, but because the smart part of your brain's on vacation.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
The paradox: Is God a racist, homophobic, anti- Semitic ass? Or is God testing to see if I am?
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Right now, me get­ting killed would be redun­dant.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Fare schifo è il nuovo essere splendidi
~ Chuck Palahniuk
The way she looks right now, you have to think about multiple car pile-ups. Imagine two bloodmobiles coliding head on. The way she looks, you'd have to think of mass graves to even log thirty seconds in the saddle. Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Il mondo" dice Brandy "è la tua culla e la tua trappola.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
It's fucking weird, hearing somebody's died tomorrow. Like you could still call that commuter man, right now, in Moscow, and say: "Stay home!
~ Chuck Palahniuk
The paradox: is God a racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Semetic? Or is God testing to see if I am?
~ Chuck Palahniuk