Quotes About Paradox

The simultaneous existence of opposite virtues in the soul like pincers to catch hold of God.

Is god omnipotent ? If he is, can he create a rock so heavy he can't lift it ?

To this pass Christianity has come There is no God, and Jesus is his son.

Latin! The language of God! Or perhaps He speaks Hebrew? I suppose that's more likely and it will make things rather awkward in heaven, won't it? Will we all have to learn Hebrew?

Given a choice between a folly and a sacrament, one should always choose the folly—because we know a sacrament will not bring us closer to god and there's always the chance that a folly will.

God does not believe in our God.

I am an atheist, thanks be to God.

I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.

If it were conceivable that in obeying God one should bring about one's own damnation whilst in disobeying him one could be saved, I should still choose the way of obedience.

God is an iron... and that's a hot one.

I have never understood why people who can swallow the enormous improbability of a personal God boggle at a personal Devil.

If I were omnipotent and omnibenevolent I wouldn't be so damn ineffable.

Greenfly, it's difficult to see Why God, who made the rose, made thee.

The Saints come, as human as a mouth, with a bag of God in their backs, like a hunchback, they come, they come marching in.

Perhaps God chose me to be an atheist?

Sometimes the devil tempts me to believe in God.

It is incomprehensible that God should exist, and it is incomprehensible that he should not exist.

If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

It's ironic that as scientists that don't believe in god, were the ones that are closest to god.

That's funny because if anyone actually did prove the existence of God we'd just tell him 'nice proof, Fraa Bly' and start believing in God.

The hippopotamus's day Is passed in sleep; at night he hunts; God works in a mysterious way- The Church can sleep and feed at once.

If God is so powerful, can he create a rock which he cannot lift?

As like a church and an ale-house, God and the devell, they manie times dwell neere to ether.