Quotes About Ex

Widow/Widower Survivor Benefits—you have to be 60 or over (50 or over if you are disabled) to collect on a deceased ex to whom you were married for at least 10 years provided you didn't remarry before 60 (50 if disabled).

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

I'm not really much of a fan of Drake. I don't know why; I'm not really keen on it. His songs just make you think about your ex! I'm more about upbeat songs! His songs are more sad most of the time!

I think that's why most people listen to me - it is relatable. Who doesn't have a drama-filled story with an ex? We all do.

I didn't care as an ex-ballet dancer wrote and told me she had seen the production and fallen in love with my legs. She said that in other circumstances she could have lived happily with my legs but that she only had a small flat in Holland Park.

The Howard Hughes thing hadn't actually sounded like such a bad deal until about...oh, eight thirty-five this morning. Something about having his ex carry him to the bathroom and help him wash his balls just took all the fun out of becoming an eccentric recluse.

In the divorce my ex got everything. Even kept her composure.

He counts as an ex because he made me feel dumped even without making me feel loved first.

Also feel free to give every ex a number somewhere on his costume, like this is the deli counter from dating hell. Whatever works.

Oh my God, Maddie whispered, horrified. I rented him that boat. Does that make me a murderer? Tara's heart clutched. He's not dead yet. Hurry, Maddie called to Ford. I can't be the one who killed Tara's ex! I look terrible in orange!

It is so strange, to encounter an ex. It's as if you're in a foreign film, and what you're saying face-to-face has nothing to do with the subtitles flowing beneath you. We are so careful not to touch, although once upon a time, I slept plastered to him in our bed, like lichen on a rock. We are two strangers who knows every shameful secret, every hidden freckle, every fatal flaw in each other.

My ex husband is my only weakness. When he tells me he loves me my heart melts.

From fake relationships to fake happiness that is what one does when they are trying to make their ex's jealous but they forget the reality of how life is treating them at that same moment.

It be killing me when they talk about being independent but you receiving a check from your ex every month? Oh ok.

Whenever you have an ex, and they're like, 'I hope we can still be friends!' and you weren't friends before you started dating, then what do you go back to, really?

It's very hard to coparent when your ex or the father isn't encouraging the children in a way that both parents deserve when you are coparenting.

I'm going to spend Valentine's Day with my Ex...Box 360!

As soon as your ex sees you smiling, thats the minute they want you back.

The awkward moment when an ex-boyfriend tries to add you on Facebook. (After being previously deleted.)

Don't bring baggage from an ex relationship into your next relationship, unless you want it to be a short trip.

If you give up on love because of what your EX did to you you're letting your EX CONTROL your love life, and STOP you from finding the one.

That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook.

That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.