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Quotes About Janet

You can't be mad at me," Ranger said. "I'm cute. I might even be adorable.
~ Janet Evanovich
Sometimes I moonlight for a guy named Ranger who's extremely bad in an incredibly good way.
~ Janet Evanovich
Then you know that my portrayal was dead-on. He breaks into homes and asks children to eat him. He's obviously not a well-adjusted pancake.
~ Janet Evanovich
She's a former professional erectile engineer
~ Janet Evanovich
Suppose I was able to get to court, and the zombies followed me there, and they ate all the people's brains who were in the court?' 'This is Trenton,' Lula said. 'You might not notice.
~ Janet Evanovich
Ranger isn't my boyfriend. Ranger and I have a professional relationship." "Yeah, but that doesn't mean you can't play hide the salami once in a while.
~ Janet Evanovich
His participation was in the ballpark of a pity fuck.
~ Janet Evanovich
in a parade, and I'd already seen Ranger naked but he was worth
~ Janet Evanovich
If Lula was a pastry she'd be a big chocolate cupcake with a lot of frosting. I'd be more of a croissant with a ponytail.
~ Janet Evanovich
I want you to leave the guns in the car." "These are Trekkies we're dealing with. They could put the Vulcan death grip on us.
~ Janet Evanovich
Deedee is really very sweet," he whispered.
~ Janet Evanovich
Vinnie slammed his door shut, and Lula stuck
~ Janet Evanovich
years old and widowed. No children. He'd sold his insurance business
~ Janet Evanovich
I can hear her release the safety on her Glock
~ Janet Evanovich
Personally, I thought we were in big trouble if I was the one standing between the world's population and hell.
~ Janet Evanovich
Connie handed me the check and plucked at a clump of mascara hanging at the end of her left eyelash. "I'm telling you, it's fucking hard to be classy," she said.
~ Janet Evanovich
Kate's phone rang, with the caller ID "Nick McGarrett.
~ Janet Evanovich
padded leather back. "Mo
~ Janet Evanovich
ou know there was a time when I'd say to myself… How does she do it? How does she get mixed up with these weirdos? But now I don't even question it. In fact, I've come to expect such things of you.
~ Janet Evanovich
looked at my watch. Damn. Too early to quit work and start drinking.
~ Janet Evanovich
her magenta lips a wolf's stained smile.
~ Janet Fitch
Reverend Thomas said that in hell, the sinners were indifferent to the suffering of others, it was part of damnation. I hadn't understood that until now.
~ Janet Fitch
Reverend Thomas said that in hell, the sinners were indifferent to the suffering of others, it was part of damnation. I hadn't understood that until now. She
~ Janet Fitch
Stereotypes should never influence policy or public opinion.
~ Janet Reno