Quotes About Caicos

My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, in the middle of nowhere, and I'm sitting on this deserted beach, and I see one lone person walking along the shore. He walks right up to me and says, 'I love 'Laser Cats,' and then just walks away.

When I was in Turks & Caicos, a bug jumped out of my room service menu. That kind of freaked me out.