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Quotes About Calendar

The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing Martha and not the copper pan-throwing, jail-going Martha. But I suppose if I am going to share a calendar square with some of Martha, I have to share it with all of Martha.
~ Sloane Crosley
Good time management is not about buying a great calendar or planner. It is not about learning tricks to move faster, or about doing everything with mechanical efficiency. It's about creating days that are meaningful and rewarding to you, and feeling a sense of satisfaction in each and every one of your tasks.
~ Julie Morgenstern
He shrugged. "It's always the Sunday following the first full moon that occurs after the spring equinox." Will took a minute to realize he was speaking English.
~ Karin Slaughter
My mom gave me one of those cloth calendars for the kitchen. It took me three hours to sew in a dental appointment.
~ Emo Philips
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
~ Groucho Marx
Among other prominent errors in the texts were assertions that Robert Francis Kennedy and Martin Luther King, Jr., were assassinated during the Republican presidency of Richard Nixon rather than the Democratic regime of his predecessor, Lyndon Johnson, and that George Bush defeated Michael Dukakis in the election of 1989 rather than 1988—a calendar howler that ought to have jumped out at any author, editor,
~ William A. Henry III
It is unseasonable and unwholesome in all months that have not an r in their name to eat an oyster.
~ William Butler
A Frith may be made at any time; but the first Monday of the quarter — a' chiad Di-luain de'n Raithe — is considered the most auspicious.
~ William MacKenzie
On my regularly scheduled days, I made sure to free up as much time and mind-space as I could for thinking. If you haven't gotten serious about tightening up your calendar, now is the time to start. Do you really need all those meetings? Are there ways to minimize the length of essential meetings and still make progress?
~ David Cote
We humans appear on the cosmic calendar so recently that our recorded history occupies only the last few seconds of the last minute of December 31st.
~ Carl Sagan
I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!
~ Rodney Dangerfield
40Wednesday has been canceled due to a scheduling error.
~ Ceciil Baldwin
I guess I forgot we were going out tonight.""We always go out on Fridays.""It's Thursday, Alvis.""You are so tied to routine.
~ Jess Walter, Beautiful Ruins
He was my age and in my imagination he was a fireman, not the kind that actually fights fires but the kind who travels the country shirtless posing for calendars.
~ Marika Christian, Phone Kitten
Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools.
~ Og Mandino
He had followed the calendar, the years, time- Bird farted. And it came to me, as though it were riding one moment of the gusting wind, as though bird had had it in him all the time and had passed it to me in that one moment of instant corruption.
~ James Welch
The shared work calendar is one of the most destructive inventions of modern times. So much orbits around it, so much hinges on it, and so much is wrong because of it.
~ Jason Fried
By this time, the Julian was already eleven days behind the Gregorian calender. But it was better to be a little late than to agree with the Pope!
~ Edward Rutherfurd
The daily calendar seemed, to me, like a kind of cartoon black hole, and you didn't have to be a rocket scientist to know that that couldn't be sustained indefinitely. That's why I pulled the plug on that one after the '02 edition. Kind of a preemptive strike.
~ Gary Larson
I'm on the cover of the lingerie football swimsuit calendar this year.
~ Trishelle Cannatella
I talk for a living, but it's still hard to talk about love, especially when it's officially mandated by the calendar. (Men, of course, think Valentine's Day is a woman-dated occasion.)
~ Regina Barreca
Thirty days hath November,April, June, and September,February hath twenty-eight alone,And all the rest have thirty-one.
~ Richard Grafton
Blue lightning flashed in the kitchen, and for a split second you could see every calendar on the wall in there. Than an almighty explosion like the crack of doom. She'd rolled a cherry bomb across the floor, and it went off right under the eight feet of the Cowgill brothers, the three big bruisers and Ernie.
~ Richard Peck
How come you know when Easter is?" and he had replied: "Because it's the first Sunday after the first full moon after the twenty-first day of March, obviously." It had been a mistake to add "obviously," because Erman had punched him in the stomach for being sarcastic.
~ Ken Follett