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Quotes About Coffee

I used to have two double espressos a day. I gave that up, had headaches for five days but now I'm feeling great.
~ Hugo Weaving
Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health , and hectic fever.
~ Jesse Torrey
If you don't drink coffee, I am suspicious of your character and will not invite you to my Italian lake home.
~ George Clooney
That's when I began drinking coffee. I was hung up on every little thing. I loved Paris, and felt straightaway at home. Not to be grandiose, but it seemed like all the city had been waiting for me.
~ Rosecrans Baldwin
I love the smell of coffee when I wake up in the morning. It gives me the awesome feeling of hope!
~ Avijeet Das
Weak coffee is the greatest sin against humanity.
~ David Letterman
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
~ Steven Wright
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
~ Jean Kerr
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
~ Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
~ Terry Pratchett, Thud!
It's early on a beautiful winter morning. The house is quiet. The sun is shining. I'm thankful. I'm happy. My cup runneth over. Now there's coffee everywhere.
~ Mindy Levy
These days, "getting lucky" means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it's still HOT!
~ Tanya Masse
Nothing good can come from a crack of dawn meeting on a Monday morning.
~ Kathy Bryson - Fighting Mad
…he quit drinking coffee, and naturally, his brain stopped working.
~ Orhan Pamuk, My Name is Red
If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp?
~ Josh Stern
Come on, there's no one there. You want coffee?" Tess asked."Yeah, sure, why not? I'm only on the brink of a nervous breakdown. I don't imagine why caffeine wouldn't help this situation.
~ Frankie Rose, Sovereign Hope
Water is the most essential element in life, because without it you can't make coffee.
~ Karen Salmansohn
I was having coffee with my bodyguard. I didn't expect to be hunting bad guys until later. Leather before sundown is tacky.
~ Kim Harrison
I hereby arm myself for today with coffee and the willingness to be wrong.
~ Audrey Assad
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.
~ Phyllis Diller
I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap.
~ Cassandra Duffy
O coffee! By the mighty Name of Power do I invoke thee, consecrating thee to the Service of the Magic of Light. Let the pulsations of my heart be strong and regular and slow! Let my brain be wakeful and active in its supreme task of self-control! That my desired end may be effected through Thy strength, Adonai, unto Whom be the Glory for ever! Amen without lie, and Amen, and Amen of Amen.
~ James Wasserman
O coffee! By the mighty Name of Power do I invoke thee, consecrating thee to the Service of the Magic of Light. Let the pulsations of my heart be strong and regular and slow! Let my brain be wakeful and active in its supreme task of self-control!
~ James Wasserman
you don't want to throw away your Starbucks cup, refills are only 50 cents.
~ James Wilson