Quotes About Coffee

Any new corpses today?" "None yet." "Pity. I'm getting so I miss my morning coffee and corpse.

That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: 'Sit down and shut-up!'

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee.

I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.

It would be like murder; and where would I set my coffee?

Even so I had always come up after a dive numbed and stiff from the cold, requiring a powerful "submarine cocktail," a pint of hot coffee and whisky, mixed half-and-half, to help thaw me out.

Pie and coffee is approximately the third best social interaction a man can hope to have with a woman.

if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF};

Be a coffee-drinking individual — espresso yourself!

Ultimate office automation — networked coffee machines.

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

My blood type is Folgers.

All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person.

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.

Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted.

I've just arrived in New York City. What a place! Just smell those skyscrapers. Had breakfast at a little deli on Ninth Avenue. Cheese Danish and a cup of coffee, black as a moonless night. Hit the spot.

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.

In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour.

A morning without coffee is like sleep.

I make serious coffee — so strong it wakes up the neighbors.

Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat.

I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference.