Quotes About Coffee

Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.

Be a coffee-drinking individual — espresso yourself!

I make serious coffee — so strong it wakes up the neighbors.

In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavor you like other than coffee-flavor.

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning.

Coffee makes grisly mornings bearable.

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee.

There's something about cold mornings and hot coffee that brings Time to a crawl, until our mugs are empty, then it lightning-bolts off into the waiting day.

I like my coffee like my women — hot, strong, steamy.

COFFEE. — This is probably the favorite stimulant of most Americans... Coffee has no actual food value, except for a small quantity of sugar and protein which may be dissolved form it. It should be regarded as a stimulant, therefore, not as a true food.

Coffee and a barista kind Prepare me for the morning grind

All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person.

I just realized I'm not a morning person — I'm a coffee person.

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning save to look down and realize you just had the last sip of coffee and the mug sits indifferently empty.

And you know very well that coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.

Tea is good while reading dusty books. Coffee pairs well with shiny things and the real world.

I must get up. My coffee needs me.

Too much coffee! — the caffeine starts muttering, my mind goes stumbling, my jitters go jiggy.

I worship at the temple of the coffee bean — singing hymns all morn to the goddess caffeine.

Ah well, a morning with weak coffee is still beaucoup better than a morning with no coffee.

Why did the programmer cross the road? To get coffee — why else would one be outside?