Quotes About Bloke

I've been brewing my own beer with this ex-army bloke.

I am just a normal bloke. I take my kids to parties, put the bins out.

If you're a single Sheila and you're trying to find an Australian bloke, you duck off down there to Australia. You go to the Red Centre: you'll find there's a few shearers, a few stockmen, and there you will find an Australian bloke.

Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes!

So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me, 'Can you give me a lift?' I said, 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it!'

I phoned the local ramblers club today and this bloke just went on and on.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

I can't explain my popularity. I suppose I'm just an ordinary bloke, and a lot of people see a little bit of Eddie in themselves.

I hear it all the time in the street: 'It's the crisp bloke.'

He accepts the cigarettes and says, "Cheers, mate." Then, "What's up with your face? I mean you're an ugly bloke, but today you're top-drawer hideous." Charlotte rolls her eyes. "Jesus, Babadook. He doesn't look that bad." "Are you kidding? My dog died when he saw Freddy Krueger and he isn't half as homely as this geezer.

If [modern artists] hadn't lobbied for endless subsidies, they would have starved or been forced to go to work long ago. Because the ordinary bloke will not voluntarily pay for 'art' that leaves him unmoved.

Joe grabbed the remote, pressed a button to pause the piece and then played it again. No doubt; the bloke who'd refused

I think I just look extremely normal, like just a sort of fairly trendy bearded bloke. Whereas Ed, you'd know it's Ed Sheeran from space, you know; you can see him from anywhere.

I don't like to think I am a celebrity; I am just a bloke on the telly.

It's dead flattering, isn't it? I have got a big gay following. I actually find it more flattering when a bloke comes on to you than a woman. I've even found myself flirting back sometimes!

There'd be no point trynna blackmail a bloke everyone already knows is a cunt, would there?

The Glaswegian definition of an atheist: a bloke who goes to a Rangers-Celtic match to watch the football.

I get a lot of comments from people that I'm just an ordinary bloke. They immediately feel they have a closer relationship with you; they relate to you.

I'm a really boring bloke, actually. My business is my hobby.

When I interviewed a bloke wearing a balaclava on Newsnight. He refused to remove it and halfway through our interview he forgot he was wearing it, took a sip of water and couldn't find his mouth. It's quite hard to hold it together when that happens.

I like to get home, flop on the couch, and watch Sky Sports News. I'm just your average bloke.

I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off to sleep. That's all you want out of a bloke.

What a bawdy bitch is fate when the best bit of a bloke's day is a brace of bloody mermaid murders.

I'm bound to say I was not feeling entirely at my ease. There is something about the man that is calculated to strike terror into the stoutest heart. If ever there was a bloke at the very mention of whose name it would be excusable for people to tremble like aspens, that bloke is Sir Roderick Glossop. He has an enormous bald head, all the hair which ought to be on it seeming to have run into his eyebrows, and his eyes go through you like a couple of Death Rays.