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Quotes About Scientology

If someone doesn't want to be a criminal anymore, I can give them tools that can better their life. You have no idea how many people want to know what Scientology is.
~ Tom Cruise
Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion?
~ Frank Zappa
I am a writer of the textbooks of scientology.
~ L. Ron Hubbard
Certainly, the two things Scientology has on its side are money and lawyers, but those qualities won't save it if it can't find a way to bring new members into the fold.
~ Lawrence Wright
From the very beginning, when you go into Scientology your world narrows down very quickly.
~ Lawrence Wright
Scientology always makes me think of that movie 'V' where that woman takes off her mask of human flesh to reveal her true, alien self.
~ Rick Astley
If you get into Scientology, you will go to auditing. It's like therapy except that there is an E-meter between you and your auditor. That's a device that actually measures your galvanic skin responses. It's two metal cans that you hold. They used to be Campbell's Soup cans with the label scraped off.
~ Lawrence Wright
Before I finished another level of Scientology auditing, I had a very hard time with being wrong and I always had to have my own way - and not in a good sense. After auditing, I was able to have my thoughts, communicate them and not have to be right all the time.
~ Danny Masterson
Scientology processing, which tended to produce subservience amounting almost to mental enslavement.
~ Russell Miller
Scientology is not written with disrespect toward God. It doesn't worship something that is evil. It is scientific, mathematical, and spiritual. The black community has to check it out and see what's there. I'm not saying it's for everyone, but you have to take a look.
~ Doug E. Fresh
Being critical of Tom Cruise is being critical of Scientology itself. You are evil.
~ Leah Remini
I think people are so immersed in the anti-Scientology mindset by consuming tabloid media and stories about space aliens. It's baffling. When I say I want to see a more positive side of the church, all I'm saying is I want to get past these headlines that talk about aliens and Tom Cruise jumping on a sofa.
~ Louis Theroux
Scientology is one of the least homophobic religions. It's not very interested in the body at all.
~ John Travolta
Scientology is not that different from other religions. And yet, at the same time, we don't have Anglicans doing the things that are alleged to be done in Scientology, at least in the Sea Org.
~ Louis Theroux
People often pulled into Scientology want to address personal problems in their life, and Scientology says we have technology that addresses these kinds of problems. Just focusing on the problems and trying to remedy them can be helpful.
~ Lawrence Wright
Most growth modalities—from nineteenth-century psychoanalysis to twentieth-century Scientology, and just about everything in between—share a common paradigm. It goes something like this: we store influences from the past in the subconscious, those influences inappropriately affect our behavior and perception in the present, and our job is to somehow remove those distorting influences.
~ Shinzen Young
I love being a scientologist, as it's helped me in every single aspect of my life.
~ Kelly Preston
I definitely want to make it very clear to everybody that the educational institution that we have, the school that Will and I have, is not a Scientology school. And that, you know, I know there's been, you know, a lot of buzz around that idea and that it is not my desire to, you know, teach Scientology at all.
~ Jada Pinkett Smith
I grew up with Scientology - my parents at one point were clerical. It's a pragmatic philosophy, not merely a belief system. Yeah, it's had media exposure because certain luminaries do Scientology, but millions of people do it who are not celebrities. It's not a threat or some cult.
~ Giovanni Ribisi
Scientology is probably one of the most misunderstood things, and it's sad that it's so misunderstood.
~ Stanley Clarke
To tell you the honest-to-God truth: without Scientology, I would be dead. So, I can personally highly recommend it.
~ Kirstie Alley
A science is something which is constructed from truth on workable axioms. There are 55 axioms in scientology which are very demonstrably true, and on these can be constructed a great deal.
~ L. Ron Hubbard
In Scientology, in the Ethics Conditions, as you go down from Normal through Doubt, then you get to Enemy, and, finally, near the bottom, there is Treason.
~ Paul Haggis
It's in the DNA of Scientology that they don't trust journalists.
~ Louis Theroux