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Quotes About John

Maybe even put out the word that we suspect Smalls of some kind of disinformation campaign." Taryn stood and walked a few steps down the hall, then back, and a few steps up the hall, and back.
~ John Sandford
Fuck Morton K. Brigham and Yale University," Clover said. "You ever been to that place? You have to have a pole stuck up your ass before you're allowed to walk on campus. Seriously, they have a booth with poles. Before they hire you for a job, they stick a second pole up there.
~ John Sandford
If I get my gun and you pat me on the ass. I'll shoot you." Letty said. (Page 12)
~ John Sandford
for seventy-five dollars. They were workin
~ John Sandford
I dunno. It seems to be drifting toward some kind of conclusion," Virgil said. "Keep your eye on the newspapers." "I'm like everybody else," she said. "I don't read the papers.
~ John Sandford
If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.
~ John Scalzi
It was a very cozy meeting. In addition to my role as visitor liaison, I was also, once again, supervising snacks.
~ John Scalzi
Well, I'm sorry my telling the truth about the stupid things you do is inconvenient for you
~ John Scalzi
The diagnostic said there was nothing wrong with the threep, which may have meant there was something wrong with the diagnostic.
~ John Scalzi
You suggested this to her, didn't you." "Why do you say that?" "Because I don't know if you've ever met the Countess Nohamapetan, but she's about as sentimental as a fucking alligator.
~ John Scalzi
Having Monday be Pizza Day subverts the natural order of things.
~ John Scalzi
There aren't a lot of people who can carry off petty," I said. "Yet somehow you do.
~ John Scalzi
Zoë's tonsils for once." Magdy was
~ John Scalzi
No one wants you to apologize," Catherine said. "And you know we all have an interest in politics." "I don't," Wes said. "We all have an interest in politics except for Wes
~ John Scalzi
Thought I'd ask," I said. "It was worth a shot." "Not really
~ John Scalzi
You're insane! Call me HAL and make me sing 'Daisy, Daisy'.
~ John Scalzi
The doors opened. We shuffled out, stepped through the doorway onto the gangplank, and were immediately swarmed by apparently all the small flying insects that ever existed in the history of the universe.
~ John Scalzi
There's actually an exponential relationship that I could show you, but—" "Yeah, yeah, I know, I don't have the math," Ed said.
~ John Scalzi
were technically their security detail. Chen, who was new
~ John Scalzi
I'm not insane, sir," I said. "I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.
~ John Scalzi
I'm glad you have Senia, Kiva." "I'm glad too," Kiva said. "Although that was fucking unexpected." "Love often is," Grayland said.
~ John Scalzi
Seems like an irrelevant detail," Schmidt said. "And you call yourself a scientist," Wilson said. "No, I don't," Schmidt said. "Good thing, then," Wilson said.
~ John Scalzi
I had been escorted into a conference room with more brass in it than an eighteenth-century schooner.
~ John Scalzi
Sorvalh stopped walking and stood calmly at the frontier of the colony of Deliverance.
~ John Scalzi